How would Freud make a PB&J sandwich?

I just saw this great post about how various characters from "Lost" would make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and I thought wow, how easy it would be to do something like this in psychology! Maybe as an end of the year review activity of famous psychologists, or as a wrap of a unit (like personality or development) with lots of theories.

So here goes ...

• Freud's would be in three parts with a much larger part below the table.
• Loftus's would be --- wait, she thought she made one, but she really didn't!
• Asch's would require you to check out others were making their sandwiches first, and if they were making theirs wrong, what would you do?
• Rorschach would make disturbing pictures in the jelly and ask you what you saw.
  
• Walter Freeman's wouldn't involve cutting the sandwich but would require an ice pick.

Add more below! Or suggest other ideas besides "making a PB&J sandwich."